BANG O METER

Did you ever wonder how many times you could go? Ever wished you could brag about your stamina? Need to find out how many times it really takes to get your partner off? Now all you need to do is slip the BANGOMETER on your pecker, and you can keep track of how many times you go in and out!
The BANGOMETER uses super awesome micro motion sensitive technology to count how many times you thrust. It’s like a pedometer for your pecker! Slip in on your pecker and let her know how many times you poke her, or maybe she wants to count and see if you can stand the world record test.
PLAY GAMES
How fast can you get off?
Just like golf, the lower the number, the better!
Think you can go for 18 holes? We dare you!

Think you’re good cause you can text and drive?
Try banging and counting at the same time! Your partner should then give you a special prize whenever you shout a number that matches your BANGOMETER!

169 and Counting
This one will be a sure classic. Just do it for as long as you can, and see how many times you can beat your highest number. Soon this one will be an official part of the Summer Olympics!